"Madness, as you know, is like gravity."

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When I’m with an attractive person

Me:

(via unnoticed-but-necessary)

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To the genius who locked my bike next to his/her bike:

…you’re lucky I didn’t decide to smash your bike into pieces.

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Conan O’Brien casts Washington at the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner.

I missed this Late Night bit, glad he brought it back :)

Conan O’brien on President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner’s relationship (via lyfeunscriptd)
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President Obama and John Boehner are kind of like a blind date between Anderson Cooper & Rachel Maddow. They understand each other but deep down you know nothing’s ever gonna happen.

Conan O’Brien

If the president laughs, everyone laughs. If the people at the Fox News table laughs, a little girl falls off her bike.

Tracy Morgan as Joe Biden haha

Make it happen, Steven Spielberg!